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Year 77 BC was a year of the pre-Julian Roman calendar. At the time it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Brutus and Lepidus. The denomination 77 BC for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.
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Artiscollonia granulosa is a species of small sea snail with calcareous opercula, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Colloniidae.
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