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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tomato blush?","punchline":"Because it saw the salad dressing.","id":334}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}